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Joke of the Day
"I'm badman! bad to whom? whoman!"
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"Two toasters are sitting on a counter. One toaster turns to the other and says, ""Do you sometimes feel empty?"" To which the other toaster replies, ""OH MY GOD! A talking toaster!"""
"It's an age-old question, but which came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster."
"Cop: Know why I pulled you over? Me: Yeah Cop: Oh ok nevermind"
"If i had $1 for every time i got called beautiful.. I'd have $1. Thanks mom."
"A 3-year old boy A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet,' she replied."
"Be original. Don't just walk up to a girl in a bar. Pay bouncers to clear a path & cartwheel up to her. If rejected casually cartwheel away."
"A lot of beautiful women have told me that I am a looker... and that I should stop."
"My wife wants me to make her scream in the bedroom. The 32 lego pieces & 6 upturned plugs, I've strategically placed, should do the trick."
"Can a ninja scale a wall in a single leap? Shuriken."