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Joke of the Day

"Sausage jokes are bad... But German sausage jokes are the wurst"

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"Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers? Because they only use half pipes."
"How do I tell a guy that I'm only interested in him because I'd like to take selfies with his puppy?"
"Fire alarms should just play Nickelback Anyone who stays in the building deserves what they get."
"What frequency do police radios operate on? 100 niggahurts"
"If girls with big boobs work at Hooters Does that mean girls with one leg work at IHOP?"
"A a few States in the south celebrate MLK and Robert E Lee day on the third Monday in January. They are working to separate them."
"Whats a real pain in the butt? Dry anal."
"Saw that the ""So I went on r/news today.."" post got removed so I reposted here for you. [removed]"
"Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms."