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Joke of the Day

"Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies? They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business."

"Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't.. Because they're just numbers"

"Everybody hates Crocs but the company is worth over $2 billion. Somebody is lying."

"PLEASE LEAVE A VOICEMAIL (if you're calling from 1986)"

"A penguin talks his snowmobile in to get fixed. The mechanic takes a look at it and says ""looks like you blew a seal."" penguin replies ""no, that's just frosting on my lip."""

"I had my photo taken with REM yesterday. That's me in the corner."

"Religious places never have free WiFi because no religion wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works."

"How do you find will smith in a snow storm? Follow the fresh prints"

"At least I've never taken a picture with an iPad."

"You can tell a lot about a person by reading my girlfriend's email"