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Joke of the Day

"Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense."

"I've opened a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50."

"Everyone should have that ""tester"" first twitter account to screw up and learn from... You know, kinda like that first child you have."

"Jokes That don't work written down There were 30 cows in a field, twenty ate sheep, how many didn't?"

"You may recognize me from such films as: HR surveillance footage 11/13/12 HR surveillance footage 01/22/13 HR surveillance footage 02/28/13"

"Castro: I will not die until America is destroyed. Trump: I'm gonna be the president Castro: well then......."

"What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? Every night they pop open a cold one."

"I get bi with a little help from my girl friends."

"as a teen did you ever steal your moms booze and fill it back up with water, or steal money out of her purse and fill it back up with water"

"If your are ever about to get jumped by a gang of clowns Go for the juggler"