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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part about being a pedophile? Getting the blood stains out of your clown costume."
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"Doritos has a new snack called ""Taco Explosion"" so I'm suing Frito Lay for stealing my term for what occurs an hour after eating Taco Bell."
"Sandpaper I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. Gosh, I only intended to rough him up a bit."
"Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings? Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats."
"Caught red handed I walked in on my wife masturbating while on her period again."
"I can't believe I have to recharge my stupid phone every night or it shuts down *sleeps for 8 hours every night*"
"Queen Elizabeth is celebrating 60 years on the throne. I assume it was something she ate."
"Schrdringer's cat walks into a bar Or not"
"What does every ""Tickle Me Elmo"" get before they leave the factory? Two test tickles"
"What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist? Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door."