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Joke of the Day

"I just posted ""How do I find answers using Google.com?"" on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero."

"[Brings date home] O geez did I leave all my rare, holographic Pokemon cards out on my bed again? Guess we'll just have to lay here & battle"

"[Interview] ""Describe yourself in one word."" Me: Lethargic."

"Anniversary ""Knock* Knock*"" :Who's there? ""9/11"" :9/11 who? ""You said you'd never forget!"""

"Where was Solomon's temple located? On the side of his head."

"Kudos to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! They really went out of their way to make their adoptive African children feel like a part of an authentic American family by getting a divorce."

"Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle? Attire."

"I texted my boss, ""What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?"" He answered, ""I don't know."" I replied, ""I'm not coming in this morning."""

"Tiger Woods is the most overrated athlete in the history. In almost all matches he was sub-par."

"What's the definition of macho? Jogging home from your vasectomy."