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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out."
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"How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke? WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it..."
"What is Force equal to? Double penetration, with respect to time. (F=dp/dt) I'll see myself out"
"""911 what's your emergency?"" - I've been catfished by a dozen men ""We're on our way"" - Gonna arrest them? ""Gonna shut off your internet"""
"Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down? Because he couldn't race anymore!"
"She was only a whiskey maker... ...but he loved her still."
"I'm Black. So I can't be racist. But these suckers keep telling me that I am. ""Jake, you can't call yourself Black just because you went to jail once. That is racist"""
"Some woman at my office just said Star Trek when we were all talking about Star Wars and now our IT guy is refusing to fix her computer."
"Why are Muslims so good at driving at night? Because that's when they brake fast."
"""Two parents that will never give you their love and approval!"" -sad Buzzfeed post"