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Joke of the Day

"She was only a whiskey maker... ...but he loved her still."

"No officer I didn't mean to run him over. Yes I saw him but I thought he was my ex, and clearly he is not my ex."

"Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? She heard that the drinks were on the house."

"A joke I told my friend What's the difference between me and your mom? I'm smart."

"No mom I won't go to ""night school,"" I already get what night is, it's that bullshit thing where the sun turns into the moon for a few hours"

"How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it."

"Food is like Dark Humor Not everyone gets it!"

"I just got out of school and landed my first full-time job! I could have sworn I made more money in college... working for my parents... as their son."

"Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college I don't think I can ever pay you back."

"What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out of it."