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Joke of the Day

"Why are Muslims so good at driving at night? Because that's when they brake fast."

"Want to hear a broad generalization? All women are complicated."

"A Scientologist and a Westboro Baptist Church member walk into a bar... No one goes to that bar anymore."

"Why do I see so many broken condoms outside? Honey, those are called ""children"" and should be treated as such."

"I need advice. I was whipping someone in a gimp mask during a BDSM session, but when he took it off - it wasn't my husband. Whoops, wrong sub."

"Yo mama is so fat.. When she goes to McDonalds and order 20 Burgers , 30 fries and 100 pieces of nuggets, they still ask her . ""Having here or take away? ""."

"The internet is down at work. I took my top off and lit a campfire. Coyotes are near. I'll sacrifice Todd from HR. How do you hunt rabbit?"

"What is a cat's favorite alcoholic beverage? Boxed wine, obviously."

"If it wasn't for Carpal Tunnel I wouldn't know when to stop masturbating."

"Our credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it .... The thief is spending less than my wife did."