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Joke of the Day
"Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down? Because he couldn't race anymore!"
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"This unit not available for individual resale. -tattoo on a retired prostitute's back."
"A pet hedgehog. Because you don't have enough pricks in your life."
"I got together with a pig and... I think she's my Sowmate. ( ^ @ ^ )"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beets ! Beets who ? Beets me but I just forgot the joke !"
"When making small talk at a tweet-up, avoid using the word ""fungus."""
"What is a Pokemon's favourite place to go in France? Paras"
"A man was admitted to the ER with 6 small plastic horses up his bum... ...doctors described his condition as ""stable""."
"The problem with political jokes is they get elected. --Henry Cate VII"
"How do you discuss cheese with a Welshman? Very Caerphilly."