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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a doctor gives up halfway through an abortion? A portion."
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"After hearing all this stuff about Russia being upset I'm just like... Oh Putin, Crimea river."
"What do American beer and sex on a boat have in common? Both are fucking close to water."
"Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)"