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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar it's already full of bad jokes."
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"How did the writer pop the question? He per-prosed"
"OH MY GOD I ALMOST SAT DOWN ON THE TOILET WITHOUT MY BLACKBERRY!"
"Why can't you play UNO with Mexicans? They'll steal all of the green cards."
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!"
"What all girls want? All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are ""69"""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Sorry if repost"
"Nice try, self check out lanes. There's not even any mirrors."
"What do buzzards in Kansas eat? Carrion, my wayward son."
"Siri, answer all of my toddler's stupid questions."