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Joke of the Day
"I know a joke about frequencies But I'll not share it, because the punch line is so bad it hertz."
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"Of course I like you, I gave you that roofie didn't I?"
"What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something."
"What does Batman put in his drink? Just ice"
"What do you say when it's snowing? Winter is coming."
"They say that every 2 out of 3 people live next to a pedophile Not me, I live next to 2 smoking hot 10 year olds"
"A speech should be like a woman's skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to keep it interesting!"
"Math joke: Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25"
"""Who'd win in a wresting match? Lemmy or God?"" ""Trick question. Lemmy IS God.""-Air Heads RIP Lemmy."
"Customer: Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write? Me: Wanna buy my book? Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand."