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Joke of the Day
"I know a joke about frequencies But I'll not share it, because the punch line is so bad it hertz."
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"Recent study shows 9 out of 10 men prefer looks rather than personality in women 1 out of 10 men prefer the other 9."
"I hate it when somebody always comments on my status but never likes them."
"I just saved a bunch of monkeys on car insurance by telling them that monkeys don't drive so they don't need insurance."
"What did the farmer say to Lil Jon? Turnip for what"
"Why are black people so good at basketball? They are experienced in running, stealing and shooting."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassie ! Cassie who ? Cassie the forest for the trees !"
"FINALLY in Toronto. Winter Olympics, here I come!"
"They say shoe size correlates with penis size... ...which makes getting raped by a clown that much more terrifying."
"Why can't you believe what an atom tells you? Because they make up everything!"