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Joke of the Day
"Famous last words of the father, when he killed his Son with a vacuum cleaner Dyson"
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"I think Billboard has got it all wrong on the hottest single of the year It should be me"
"I've had like 6 red bulls, so of course I'm vacuuming the front yard."
"Pretzels come in twist shape because the twist is how disappointed you are in your snack."
"How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar? He shreds."
"What do you call a proton with big hair? A 'froton."
"What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit? Underlay! Underlay!"
"It's like these fools at the gym have never seen a girl with roller skates on the treadmill before."
"I used to pay out of pocket for Viagra... it was hard for a long time"
"A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they're useful messages. Like ""remember you have yoga at 6 tonight"""