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Joke of the Day
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"Today a Gender Studies student asked me how our society viewed lesbians Apparently, in HD wasn't the correct answer. Time to update my display to 4K."
"What do you call an African Bukkake? Chocolate frosting"
"What did the O say to the Q? Dude, your dick's hanging out."
"I hope buying all this cat food doesn't make me look like a crazy cat lady. I just like the taste."
"I like my coffee like my slaves... Free!"
"How do sheep divide candy? They all get their fair shear"
"How do you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits in your wife's clothes"
"He called me passive aggressive. I just smiled and left. Cut his brake lines on the way out for good measure, though."
"How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but the lighbulb has to want to change."