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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an African Bukkake? Chocolate frosting"
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"Babies love to shake things, but hate to be shaken. It's like, pick a side, babies."
"Do you ever take a bunch of pills, forget that you took a bunch of pills, take a bunch more pills, and then die? I know. Me TOO."
"How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb? The parents would love to know."
"What's worse than having ants in your pants? Uncles."
"What do you call it when a broke person makes a sex tape? A Poorno."
"What do you call a homeless man? A Hobo Sapien."
"Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat."
"*Lowers thermostat* *Dad puts it back* *Lowers thermostat again* *Dad puts it back again* The real Cold War"
"Are jokes about Islam funny? Absolutely, they're a blast."