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Joke of the Day
"Saw an offer up at a pet shop selling unwashed dogs 'Buy one get one flea'"
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"I would tell a chemistry joke... But all the good ones Argon."
"How is an NBA photographer like a Trump supporter? They both want to shoot black people."
"I went to the zoo the other day. It was completely empty except for a single dog... It was a Shih Tzu."
"I'm at the age where I need at least 3 weeks advance notice before doing anything spontaneous"
"My wife says she hates domestic abuse So I now do my crunches outside the house"
"*Wife blows me a kiss from across the room* *I pretend to catch it* *I walk over to the window and toss it outside* ""Grow up Karen"""
"Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll."
"Did Steve Jobs' house have windows? ..."
"I recently learned how to suck my own dick... Sorry if I sound full of myself."