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"Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer? So he could say he wore it before it was cool."
"What do you call an African American astronaut? An astronaut you racist Jerk."
"Babies for dinner What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage!"
"Is it good to drink witch's brew? Yes it's very newt tricious!"
"When my kids ask what a word means, I tell them to bring me a dictionary. Then I smack them with it, and tell them to Google that shit."
"I'm so drunk right now I just walked into Canadian customs and shouted ""Why y'all checkin' me?! Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"""
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"
"You know what's really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2"
"""FINISH HIM,"" I scream, as Nana takes the last bite of her gingerbread man."