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Joke of the Day

"How is an NBA photographer like a Trump supporter? They both want to shoot black people."

"What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question? ..."

"Well, at least I have a step ladder... I never knew my real ladder, but I heard he supported 3 people."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender"

"My dick is so average... It's struggling with student loan debt but doesn't even use it's degree... Or Can handle about 5-6 beers before it's totally useless Or Its like the Toyota corolla of dicks"

"I accidentally hit my ex-girlfriend today going 85mph with my car on purpose."

"I've got 99 problems but my battery is almost dead so I guess we'll have to talk about this later."

"Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato? Signing the legal guardian paperwork"

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

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