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Joke of the Day
"I would tell a chemistry joke... But all the good ones Argon."
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"If God hates gays so much, why didn't he put it in the ten commandments? Instead he's more pissed that you're jealous of your friend's PS4"
"In retrospect, when the cop pulled me over & asked ""where's the fire"", stroking a lighter & whispering ""haven't decided yet"" was a mistake."
"Lust is not real love and Domino's is not real pizza but both are fine when you're drunk."
"Why are black people tall? Because their knee grows. Sorry, I had to do this."
"Watching real love on shows like The Bachelor makes me realize my own marriage is a fake bucket of shit."
"The Pen is mightier than the sword... Cuz, you know, you can't draw dicks on faces with swords."
"I wear a cape because I'm Super Broke"
"I think i just found this ice cream cone's g-spot"
"Your so dense, light must bend around you."