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Joke of the Day
"I usually tell self-deprecating jokes But I'm not very good at it"
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"What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry"
"Why did Little Miss Muffet have GPS on her Tuffet? To keep her from losing her whey."
"I'm going to post an original joke on r/jokes."
"What do you say when you get cornered by a gang of Italian prostitutes? ""Uh-oh, spaghetti hoes!"""
"Another previously unknown dinosaur was the Thesaurus who used flowery language to confuse and disorient predators while he made his escape"
"If you can't handle me at my Walmart, you don't deserve me at my Target."
"Why are proteins so cranky? Because they're made of a mean ol' acids."
"Why don't you eat a girl the morning after sex? Have you tired pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwhich."
"*1st time at gym* *picks up weight* how do i equip this *steps on treadmill* can i get exp on here *taps huge guy* do you sell mana potions"