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Joke of the Day
"I usually tell self-deprecating jokes But I'm not very good at it"
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"A guy goes to the store to buy condoms, ""Do you want a bag?"" the cashier asks, ""No"" the guy says, ""she's not that ugly"""
"Caller ID should be more specific. It should say things like, ""Needs to borrow money"" or ""Will whine about petty stuff""."
"You are not even beneath my contempt."
"Taken 9 (2021): She got married she's with her husband relax man"
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'neek up on him. How do you catch a TAME rabbit?"
"Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: ""Come behind the pyramid and I'll make you a mummy!"""
"What's better than roses on your piano? (PG13) Tulips on your organ."
"People who learned a bunch of stuff must've felt pretty stupid when Wikipedia came out."
"What's below the Pyrenees? A pair of ankles"