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Joke of the Day
"What do you say when you get cornered by a gang of Italian prostitutes? ""Uh-oh, spaghetti hoes!"""
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"I'm open to change but not when it's sudden like Stephen Colbert getting new glasses with no warning"
"What's Michelle's favourite vegetable? Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)"
"MAGICIAN: think of a card! ME: ok. MAGICIAN: is... this ur card? [holds up card that says ""UGH I HATE MAGIC SHOWS THIS IS CRAP""] ME: holy crap"
"How was copper wire first invented? Two Jews were fighting over a penny."
"""You're on your own, kid."" - A Republican village."
"the chinese food place by my work is dangerously close to being added to my 'never again' list after finding a human tooth in my food"
"Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk??? Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door"
"I decided to make my password ""incorrect"" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, ""Your password is incorrect."""
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a housefire"