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Joke of the Day

"Why don't you eat a girl the morning after sex? Have you tired pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwhich."

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"""Hey, let's make the inside of this building & every square inch of everyone & everything smell like THIS."" -inventor of incense"
"Why married guys are fat A single guy opens the fridge, sees nothing interesting there; he goes to bed. A married guy goes in the bedroom, sees nothing interesting there; he goes to the fridge."
"What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye? -My eye"
"Why did the little Dutch boy have to register as a sex offender? He kept on sticking his finger in a tyke."
"Flavor Flav turns 51 today. He'll spend a quiet day at home, still resting up after a weekend of moving clocks forward."
"I like my woman like my coffe quiet and docile."
"Velcro sanitary towels... They're a bloody rip off"
"What do you call it when Gandhi starts a food fight? Naan violence"
"Everything I need to know about whether or not cops are allowed to search my car I learned from Jay-Z songs."
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