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Joke of the Day
"What's your favorite city in China? Taiwan"
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"What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor? Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!"
"Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence."
"I won't help a customer with their problem until they've been completely dehumanized."
"Starting to carry a clipboard at work just to let folks know I'm not fucking around about shit anymore."
"let's head over to the barber shop and make hair angels on the floor"
"*walks up to Michael Cohen's door* ""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Says."" ""Says who?"" ""THE POLLS. ALL OF THEM."""
"It must be difficult to post inspirational Tweets when your blood type is B Negative."
"You can tell a lot about a woman from her shoes If they're behind her ears, she likes you"
"You can say what you like about deaf people. As long as you are not directly facing them."