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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? A hockey player takes a shower after three periods."

"As a fairly new guy... ...i'd like to say the jokes here are terrible, I really expected more from this subreddit as my contacts have been orgasming all over this site"

"Did you hear about the guy who opened a cheese store in Israel? He called it ""Cheeses of Nazareth""."

"What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard? Edward Snowed-in"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn't pay good money to see a lentil."

"I was in Brazil last night, and 3 women approached me and wanted to have sex. It was like winning the lottery. 6 matching balls."

"What do you call an artist in a dark alley? Sketchy"

"Why didn't 2x befriend x^2 ? He had trouble integrating"

"What do you call it, when you stick a bunch of noodles up your bum Pennetration"

"Why couldn't the crime scene investigators find the murder weapon? They thought it was a piece of cake."