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Joke of the Day

"*puts spider in the ocean* ""Now go free and flourish into an octopus."" *cuts girl in half & puts in ocean* ""Mermaid probably."""

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"As soon as I plugged in my laptop, all my files became unreadable. I guess power corrupts."
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"Atheists, we get it. You don't have faith in anything except your ability to shove your lack of faith in the face of those who have faith."
"Did your parents keep the placenta and throw away the baby?"
"A little boy went up to his father and asked, ""Dad, where did my intelligence come from?"" His father replied, ""well, son, you probably got it from your mom, because I still have mine."""
"What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease? One is a runt with a cache."