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Joke of the Day
"What's the closest synonym to a love boat? A relation-ship."
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"Why does carpet never make a sound? It's the world's quietest pervert."
"Can you open your mouth without showing your teeth? You're hired."
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"What did the Chinese guy think about assisted suicide? He was worried about the euthanasia..."
"How many Metropolitan Police does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."
"Village Competition Tomorrow our village is having it's annual Innuendo competition I might enter my friend's sister."
"They say love is worth more than money. But I'm pretty sure my landlord is gona want more than a hug."
"Did you hear Ant Man will be in Captain America 3? I hear it will be a small role"
"I cant share a coke with my native american friend. You try finding a label that says ""little feather"""