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Joke of the Day
"What's the closest synonym to a love boat? A relation-ship."
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"After the apocalypse, in cannibalistic Germany, ""Kindergarten"" takes on a new, darker meaning."
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"When is it time to bury the baby that you killed? When it starts talking to you again."
"Is this joke funny? I just made it up! A son walks up to his dad and says...are you a gay buffalo? And the dad looks at him and says, no, I'm bison."
"noooo lost a drinking game guess i have to drink this alcohol i paid for with full intention of consuming"
"Men are better cooks With just a piece of sausage and an egg, they can fill a woman's tummy for 9 months."
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"Headed to police station to go through mugshots for a date tonight. I don't trust ChristianMingle."
"Me: Can't wait to sit on my front porch with my black cat and frighten children. Coworker: I love Halloween. Me: I meant after work today."