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Joke of the Day

"There once was a man from Kent... Who's dick was so long that it bent To save him much trouble He put it in her double and instead of cumming, he went."

"Recent studies show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy... Gangrape"

"My grandmother laughed when I said I was gonna build a car out of spaghetti. She wasn't laughing when I drove pasta."

"What is a 6.9? A 69 ruined by a period."

"Finally finished reading the iTunes license agreement. There's a killer recipe for duck a l'orange on page 6,374."

"Got this one from my nephew Knock knock. Who's there? Hoo. Hoo who? Big summer blowout!"

"Vote early and vote often! This *used* to be a real joke"

"You hear about the new radio talk/comedy show in the Middle East ... ? Isis in the Morning ? You should catch it sometime - it's a real blast !"

"My car ran out of gas in a trailer park and now I have the most expensive home in the neighborhood."

"I just walked in on my manager vigorously masturbating. He told me to stop vigorously masturbating and get the hell out of his office."