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Joke of the Day

"Vote early and vote often! This *used* to be a real joke"

"What do you call a naughty Yazidi child? A little devil"

"A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of her diskettes."

"I was going to work this morning and sat across from a really hot Thai girl on the train. I kept blushing and sweating and thinking ""Please don't get a hard-on"". But she did."

"Mulatto friend of mine was eating Oreos. I asked her ""Isn't that cannibalism""?"

"Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole? Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... And says ""gimme a beer and a mop."""

"What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night and wondering if there really is a dog."

"Why do felines always win board games? Because they are cheetahs."

"The hot blonde walked up to the bartender and asked for a double entendre... The bartender gave it to her."