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Joke of the Day

"My car ran out of gas in a trailer park and now I have the most expensive home in the neighborhood."

"interviewer: what is ur weakness? me: follow up questions interview: care to elaborate? me: [quivers with fear]"

"Who was the stretchiest man in The Bible? Abraham. He tied his ass to a tree and walked up a mountain."

"If Russia were to invade Turkey from behind... Do you think Greece would help?"

"I'm a female historian who specializes in war atrocities, check out my blog ""The War Atrocity Babe"""

"I was feeling down. My girlfriend told me to go somewhere that I haven't been in a while that would cheer me up. (NSFW) So I stuck it in her ass. I feel much better"

"I tried a new shampoo that adds extra volume but I found it too loud."

"What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand? Make me one with everything"

"A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, ""And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"" Annie replied, ""Because people are sleeping"""

"Why are there no bungalows in France? Because the French have many flaws"