56618
Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend is really into space... So I've started calling my junk the ""Pillar of Creation""."
Next Joke
"What did the baby eating cannibals say in the hospital to the expectant mothers? Fetus!!!"
"I got really excited when she talked about a motorboat date, but as it turns out, she just wanted to take a ride on the lake. *sigh*"
"What's a terrorist's favorite type of game? An RPG"
"What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia? You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog."
"I tucked my kids in last night and said, ""See you in the morning!"" and then we laughed and laughed. Saw them 16 more times before sunrise."
"What's grey and comes in pints? An elephant."
"I suck at sports events It's a good way to make a quick buck."
"why did they bury liberace face down? so his friends could stop by for a cold one..."
"A horse walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bank. A horse drives a car. Welcome to horse country. There's shit everywhere please help us."