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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend is really into space... So I've started calling my junk the ""Pillar of Creation""."

"Hungry? The hell with a snickers. Look to her cleavage, you'll find at least two snacks there and maybe some stray popcorn."

"Mugger: Gimme yer wallet & don't do nuthin dumb Me: That's a double negative, my friend. Unlike Romance languages, English - hey, come back"

"Who is the scientist's favorite zombie? The schrodinger cat."

"Guido Mastrobatatti died when he hurt his arm? How? He had elbow-a"

"Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud"

"What do you call a worthless priest? holy shit."

"Didn't want cats ... had 2 cats. Didn't want marriage ... got married 2 times. Ok Karma ... I'm on to you. I don't want a million dollars"

"A man is praying to God because his son is a stripper. God replies, you think you've got it bad, my son thinks he's a doctor."

"Dayum girl are you a dell notebook? Because you set my dick on fire when you stay on my lap."