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Joke of the Day

"When women say ""It's not what's on the outside, it's what's on the inside that counts"", we all know they are talking about a Man's wallets."

"Doctor's Office Roses are red Violets are blue I have an uncomfortable Bladder issue"

"There are two secrets to being a successful businessman. 1) Never tell people everything you know... 2)"

"I went around the block with my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs."

"What's a neckbeard's favorite spread? Marm'lady"

"I'm the opposite of a bee keeper. I lose bees all the time. I left a hive on the train today. Just accidentally threw a bee at a nun."

"My friend just got a pool table for Christmas so he gave me a call inviting me around for a pool tournament with the boys. I said thanks for the invite but I prefer to pool by myself."

"I'm thinking about selling my Theremin. I haven't touched it in years."

"Whenever I look in the mirror I call myself ugly. because it hurts more coming from someone pretty."

"My Uncle is either a good taxidermist or a bad vet."