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Joke of the Day

"My friend just got a pool table for Christmas so he gave me a call inviting me around for a pool tournament with the boys. I said thanks for the invite but I prefer to pool by myself."

"What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery."

"Why do jewish men get circumcised? Because a jewish woman wouldn't touch anything unless it's 20% off."

"What do you call a chicken surrounded by men? A buk-buk-BUKKAKE!"

"I have created the only non-racist Chinese joke. So I went to Chinatown today. There were too many bright lights. I asked them to dim sum."

"I have a sore throat, a sinus headache, a paper cut, and I miss my kitties. No one has suffered as much as I have on a Friday."

"Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood."

"An 18 y/o boy getting a BJ from and 80 y/o woman and a tightrope walker have the same thought...What is it? Don't look down! My Dad broke this one out this morning thought I would share."

"My dentist kept telling me i have too much acid in my diet. So I told him he has too much fire on his head."

"The ladies in my knitting club think it's hilarious when I greet them by saying, ""Sup, my knittas?!"""