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Joke of the Day
"Doctor's Office Roses are red Violets are blue I have an uncomfortable Bladder issue"
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"Abdul the Indian wife beater punches his wife every night at 7pm. On the dot......"
"I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish."
"I honestly never believed that whole story about Lance Armstrong walking on the moon."
"Things I learnt from Avatar: - Kill Smurfs while they're still young."
"What kind of bug can survive all winter? A bahumbug!"
"I told my dog to bark. He said, ""howwwl loud."""
"In the US they make you take an IQ test before they give you a badge and gun. If you pass the test, you don't get the job."
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick!!"
"The first time God made the universe, he skipped leg day. All men were weeping creatures, who ended in bloody torsos and begged for death."