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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I look in the mirror I call myself ugly. because it hurts more coming from someone pretty."

"How do Jewish kids learn to count? 10% off, 20% off, 30% off"

"Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? one's really heavy and the others a little lighter!"

"Why do Italian men grow moustache's? So they can look like their mother."

"Have you heard about the type of hay made from oak leaves? Apparently it's OK"

"Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night? A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog"

"Two Jihadis Walked In to a bar They didn't blow it up."

"You hear about the new radio talk/comedy show in the Middle East ... ? Isis in the Morning ? You should catch it sometime - it's a real blast !"

"If I've learned anything in my 29 years, it's never admit your real age."

"When my girlfriend complains about how bad her day was I like to hold her hands Because shes deaf"