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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about dating a black girl? Not having to wait for her downstairs with her father."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger wakes up on easter morning..."

"So is the Pope like... single now?"

"[OC] I've got a broken yo-yo for sale. Anyone want to buy it? No strings attached"

"Well, I'm going to take a hot shower. Its like a regular shower, but with me in it."

"My mum is a midwife and she always messes up jokes... Which is strange, because I thought midwives were great at delivery."

"What travels around the world but stays in one corner? A stamp. "

"Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you & they're stabbing it? No? How about now?"

"When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders."

"What happens when memes get lose? ( )"