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Joke of the Day

"I'm thinking about selling my Theremin. I haven't touched it in years."

"How does a chemist introduce Batman? Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!"

"I wanted to tell a science joke. But I figured it'd be too quarky."

"What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night? Your head."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven"

"I eat so much bacon my friends gave me a nickname... Kermit the frog."

"A hangover so good you crawl out of the bedroom naked and sleep for 6 more hours on the kitchen floor."

"What's the three toughest years of a bass player? Second grade."

"In his college years Jesus could turn oregano into weed"

"I like my women how I like my socks Full of my jizz and forgotten about somewhere"