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Joke of the Day
"What's a neckbeard's favorite spread? Marm'lady"
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"If the hackers that stole all those Yahoo passwords could tell me what mine is I'd appreciate it. I've been locked out for about 4 years now"
"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One person."
"Who called it Scientology and not Cruise control?"
"[1st day in heaven] God: Welcome! Have a taco and a shot of tequila. Do you like music? Me: Yeah. G: How about a little, *giggles* Nirvana?"
"You're Immature My girlfriend said that I'm too immature I said if I'm immature than why have i got an arsfor She said wats an arsefor I said shitting and giggled for 20 mins"
"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years... It's not like I have 2020 vision"
"I hate songs about how hard it is to be on the road. Stop being a musician if you don't like it. Apply to law school."
"5 Jewish ladies sitting at the table in the restaurant... ...waiter comes by few minutes after the food was delivered to the table and asks: -Ladies, is ANYTHING ok?"
"Jared's favorite dressing on his Subway sandwich is Neverland Ranch. I'm sorry."