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Joke of the Day
"9 out of 10 people said when polled, that they enjoy gang rape."
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"How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits into your wife's clothes."
"""You are what you eat"" I whisper to myself as I pour my dead dog's ashes into my cat's food bowl"
"How many Jews can you fit in a car? Depends how big the ash tray is."
"How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert? They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you."
"Last week a 13-year-old girl became the youngest female to climb Mount Everest. She didn't mean to. She was just texting her friend and the next thing she knew she was on top of Mount Everest."
"[crumpled up paper on floor] *tries to flip it up like hacky sack* *tries to flip it up...* *tries to flip...* *tries...* *leaves it*"
"Never have unprotected sex with a cannibal. Or next thing you know, you'll have a baby in the oven."
"An invisible man and an invisible woman got married. Their kids were nothing to look at either."
"Woman goes to the doctor... Woman goes to the doctor and says, ""Everytime I sneeze I have an orgasam."" The doctor asks, ""What have you been doing for it?"" She replies, ""Snorting pepper."""