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Joke of the Day
"9 out of 10 people said when polled, that they enjoy gang rape."
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"A black man, a Muslim, and a Communist walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hello, Mr. President!"" Courtesy of my Fox News-watching mom..."
"Absentmindedness SHE""I consider, John, that sheep are the stupidest creatures living."" HE(absent-mindedly)""Yes, my lamb."""
"I think a gay guy hit on me in a bar... He was passing behind me and asked ""Do you mind if I push in your stool?"""
"Give me your coconut water and organic gluten-free cookies, unless there's peanuts in them because I'm allergic."" - 2015 school bully"
"BoyFriend & GirlFriend BoyFriend : Hey.! Please give me a kiss.. GirlFriend : No, Not before marriage.. BoyFriend : Don't Worry Darling, I am already married.."
"""to my son, i leave my bathroom scale"" the lawyer sighs ""because where theres a will, theres a weigh. to my wife, i leave my last high five"""
"A bride just said ""today I'm marrying my best friend"" it's like hey great choice, because marrying your mortal enemy seems risky & dangerous"
"'I've been expecting you, Mr. Bond.' - James Bond's mother giving birth"
"My sister-in-law had a miscarriage Does that raise or lower her kill-death ratio?"