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Joke of the Day

"Never have unprotected sex with a cannibal. Or next thing you know, you'll have a baby in the oven."

"What's big, black and loaded with aids? A new Cadillac Escalade with cruise control, lane alert, navigation, downhill descent control and parking assist."

"I like to have sex in the kitchen so she doesn't have to walk to far to make me a sandwich after. You know, because I'm a gentleman."

"How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session? He felt dinosore."

"What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition? Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll^see^myself^out"

"I don't like peanut butter... it just isn't my jam."

"Caitlyn Jenner comes with a warning label... It says: Warning - May contain traces of nuts."

"Why do midget's laugh when running? Because the grass tickles there balls"

"What should you care? My grandfather always said, ""Don't watch your money, watch your health."" So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather."

"A black, a Jew, and a gay enter a bar.. .. made you look"