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Joke of the Day
"How many Jews can you fit in a car? Depends how big the ash tray is."
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"I hear a woman with no legs just won the world strawberry picking competition. Jammy cunt"
"What did Mick Jones say when he offended the Arabs sorry I'm a foreigner"
"What's worse than a girl falling asleep during sex? A girl waking up during sex."
"Do you know what girls say to a guy with a big dick? I do!"
"A woman walks into a bar and orders a double entendre And the bartender gives it to her."
"How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? This change'll be fantastic. It'll be great. You won't believe how great this change will be."
"What do you call an old John Cena? John Cenile"
"The cleaning lady refused to mop or sweep ""Floors are beneath me"" she explained."
"What is the direct competitor for Dungeons and Dragons? Helmets and Spades. Tee hee."