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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert? They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you."
Next Joke
"What did the dog say to the pig? You are just a bore."
"Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute? It opens on impact."
"My ex-girlfriend was an astronaut. So I guess you could say that, I've had a spacex."
"should probably not think about sad things at work i mean who wants to buy a dildo from someone who was clearly just crying in the shoe room"
"Setp 1: Learn Spelling"
"How to tell if someone is pedantic Say, ""Hey, you're being pretty pendantic."" If they respond with this, they're pedantic: ""No, I'm *pe*dantic, not *pen*dantic."""
"So a grasshopper walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey we have a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper replies, ""You have a drink named Steve?"" favorite corny joke"
"I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off."
"None, building it is a job for engineers. How many scientists does it take to build a time machine?"