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Joke of the Day

"[crumpled up paper on floor] *tries to flip it up like hacky sack* *tries to flip it up...* *tries to flip...* *tries...* *leaves it*"

"Swallowing these multivitamins is like swallowing the Titanic Need a little water to wash it down."

"What do you call a white woman that identifies as black? TransRachel - credit Jennie"

"A police joke knock knock"

"Why do Native Americans hate snow? It's white and on their land."

"Because Nickleback sucks too.... So Avril Lavigne is Married to a fellow Canadian, who is a band member of Nickleback.... Apparently Canada does not have laws against same suck marriage. ba dump bump!"

"What do you call a fake shit? A sham poo"

"The worst thing about Jonestown jokes? The punch line."

"How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm? Who cares?"

"I'm afraid of a world run by adults who were never spanked as kids and got trophies just for participating."