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Joke of the Day

"An invisible man and an invisible woman got married. Their kids were nothing to look at either."

"My physics teacher told me I had potential. Then he threw me off the roof. A joke my mate told me after an after-hours lesson."

"My friend showed me a black computer he wanted to buy... I said ""Dont you mean an African American computer?"" and he replied ""Stop being so PC"""

"With a bit of practice I could be an excellent snooker player... But I dont have the balls and my pockets aren't that deep"

"i know you kids love uber and airbnb, so today i want to tell you all about the real 'sharing economy.' that's right. communism"

"Europe is looking amazing right now. It lost a few pounds recently."

"i have good and bad news Wife: Ok, the bad news? i didn't clean out the garage Wife:*sigh* the good news? [holds up cat dressed as Thor]"

"dad: You're sitting at the kids table this Thanksgiving me: Why? dad: What's a fuse? me: Uh dad: Who's SpongeBob's best friend? me: Patr- oh"

"Drug test Employer- we need to take your drug test to see if there are any drugs in your urine Employee- I'll pass, you won't check my nose right?"

"Sex is like playing a game of Bridge... If you don't have a good a partner, then you better have a good hand."