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Joke of the Day

"Sharing your faith on Facebook is like sharing a fart in a elevator. It might feel nice to come out but no one really wants to hear it."

"Hit my neighbor's cat last night Quick little bastard, I had to cross two lanes to get him"

"Don't be part of the problem. Be the ENTIRE problem."

"A little Arab boy Anything that makes people who aren't white Americans embarrassed or angry, is racist."

"I got in trouble once for copying another kid's test I guess the teacher heard my Xerox machine"

"What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food? Smashed potatoes."

"Did you hear how the deaf electrician asked his friend to repeat what he said? Watt?"

"Say what you want about paedophiles... ... at least they drive slowly through school zones."

"God: sends you to hell for aborting your 'child'.nGod: killed his only son.nAnd that, ladies & gentlemen, is religion in a nutshell."

"The concept of Santa is great because you can give your kids crappy gifts and they only have themselves to blame."