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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear how the deaf electrician asked his friend to repeat what he said? Watt?"

"Why couldn't the bike stand up on it's own? Because it was two tired."

"Why do Italian men grow mustaches? To try to look like their mothers."

"Asked my friend when the finals would end. ""Finals never finalize."""

"If a cow laughs, does milk come out his nose?"

"Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because they like to climax at the part when the hooker gives the money back."

"If life gives you melons You might be dyslexic."

"Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs."

"if you're literally asking me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter well then I've got some news for you"

"Facebook: Because I like being reminded that I went to school with idiots."