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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear how the deaf electrician asked his friend to repeat what he said? Watt?"
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"Acid rain is total bullshit. I stood in it for hours and didn't even hallucinate one time."
"What is something that looks like an obese vagina, loves guns, is widely hated by the Europeans and can't take a joke? An Americunt."
"I miss the good old days when no one knew what gluten was."
"A dark sense of humor is like a hospital. Lots of sickness and occasionally dead babies."
"A female plumber? Yeah, I'd tap that."
"What if Aliens don't want to visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move."
"What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus? Nailed it"
"Just told my kids they had to share. Now they are dressed in long blacks wigs singing if I could turn back time."
"Why did roman sculptures have small penises? To get to the other side!"