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Joke of the Day
"I got in trouble once for copying another kid's test I guess the teacher heard my Xerox machine"
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"Sometimes words just aren't enough. And that's why we have middle fingers."
"A prostitute got a tramp stamp It said ""tips appreciated"""
"Why do rednecks love fall? Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin."
"""This is where the magic happens."" - Harry Potter walking into his bedroom and every other room on MTV Cribs."
"I use to have mad cow Disease But I'm alright Nooooooooooooooooooow."
"""I'm too important too attend the training on the new system. When I need to get in it you can walk me through it each time"" ~Management"
"LeAnn Rimes No, it doesn't."
"I was bitten by a radioactive vegan, and now I have the power to bore people to death."
"How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb? Giraffe."