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Joke of the Day

"Hit my neighbor's cat last night Quick little bastard, I had to cross two lanes to get him"

"What's harder to pull out of than Iraq? Bristol Palin."

"What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall? DAM!!!"

"What can blow your Mind? A Brain Prostitute! (Maybe a repost though I haven't seen it)"

"You'll get this gun when you pry it out of my cold dead ow hey give that back"

"My wife told me to give her 12"" and make her scream... So I did her 3 times in the poop chute and wiped my junk on the curtain. (can't remember where I stole this from)"

"I am so happy the US Supreme Court legalized gay marriage because I know that now the government and citizens will focus on the really important problems and issues."

"Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet."

"LPT: If you are a minor, get rid of your bathroom mirror so you won't see yourself naked and accidentally get arrested and registered as a sex offender. Spread the word."

"I was gonna tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it."