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Joke of the Day

"God: sends you to hell for aborting your 'child'.nGod: killed his only son.nAnd that, ladies & gentlemen, is religion in a nutshell."

"What happens on Santa's lap......stays on Santa's lap."

"Three people having sex is called a threesome, and four people having sex is called a foursome. I guess that's why everyone calls me handsome!"

"That moment when you realize you can't ignore someones message on Facebook anymore because it shows that you've read it."

"Did you hear about... Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack!"

"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."

"How do you know when there is a bassist at your door? He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in."

"Yeah, I am one of those people who've had milk with whiskey. My mother used to drink a lot post pregnancy."

"What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common? The ones that are hot don't last as long"

"Where does a beaver priest live? In a God Dam House!"