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Joke of the Day
"What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food? Smashed potatoes."
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"I just found out I'm colorblind It came out of the yellow."
"Seriously, soup? If I wanted to drink my lunch I would go to a bar."
"I love everything about writing except the part where you want to kill yourself, which is all of it."
"I complimented someone for their amazing mustache. I don't understand why she threw a fit though."
"ISIS math problem Ahmed has 5 bags. If he gives 2 to Mohamed and 1 to Jamal. Then calculate the radius of the blast."
"Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!"
"Just ruined $387 worth of blinds in the house but that fly is dead."
"My teacher accused me of plagiarism. His words, not mine."
"Two psychics run into each other in the street The first one says, ""You're fine, how am I?"""