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Joke of the Day

"What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food? Smashed potatoes."

"I don't like how funerals are usually at 9 or 10 AM. I'm not a mourning person. Edit: WHY THE HELL DID THIS MAKE THE JOKES FRONT PAGE"

"What' the bare minimum? One bear"

"A tried to take a photo of the fog last night. I mist."

"I get myself into less trouble when I've got a character limit."

"I was watching FOX Sports, but decided to switch to the History Channel... You still get to see the US destroy Japan, but there are fewer commercials! Edit: grammar"

"Star Wars Casting Did you hear Carrie Fischer is going to be in the new Star Wars movies? She is going to be the new Jabba the Hutt!"

"What's black on top and white on the bottom? RAPE."

"What do you name a combination Gay Conversion Camp/Coma Ward? Fruits & Vegetables."

"What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening? A pillow"